[News] Gong Yoo nearly splits his pants for 'High Cut'.

[News] Gong Yoo nearly splits his pants for 'High Cut'.
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Gong Yoo (Finding Kim Jong-wook, Coffee Prince) poses for a spread (snerk) in High Cut, in a theme that’s somewhere between “WTF you lookin’ at?” and “I’ve got a surprise for you in my pants.” You think I’m joking. But I’m not.

So…we’re going with Surly Bad Boy, are we? That’s fine, all rumpled hair and silly socks. But why in every picture are you trying to split your pants? Is it a comment? Not that I don’t respect a man who leads with his crotch, but you’re making it really hard to look elsewhere. I get it. You’re proud. That’s nice for you.

I’m pretty much guaranteed to love any photo of a gorgeous man in a rumpled tuxedo, with perfect bedhead and adorable socks to boot. (The bedhead is admittedly making me swoon.) But then when I saw the other pictures in the series, I began to notice a slight theme going on, and for some reason, it was all targeted…um…down there. I know y’all think I just FIND the dirty meaning in everything (okay, that’s like 70% true) but I swear, this one just landed in my lap. Wasn’t even looking. Scout’s honor.

In the third picture: is the message on the wall a warning to people who might fall under his spell? Because HAD I KNOWN that there was no escape once you fall, I might have stopped myself.

Oh, who are we kidding.